Mr. Crude received an email from a former stud…

Mr. Crude received an email from a former student with an attached pic. The subject read, “Remember this?” When he viewed the pic, he recognized the girl, but not the exact scene.

He replied saying, “I definitely remember you, but not that. Perhaps we should get together again and re-enact that moment. Let me know if you’re interested.”

Within a couple of minutes, he got her response. It read, “I’m parked out front and am very, very interested. May I come in?”

Rather than email her back, he stepped outside his front door and walked to her car. He surprised her as she was staring at her phone.

“Oh! Mr. Crude – you startled me!”

“Sorry… I thought it would be quicker to come outside and speak with you directly. So, would you like to come inside and get reacquainted?”

“If by reacquainted you mean let me suck your cock and get a messy facial, yeah!”

“That wasn’t exactly what I meant, but if that’s all you’re interested in, then come on in.”

“That’s not all I’m interested in, but it’s definitely one of the things I want to do. So, yeah, let’s go inside.”